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} catch(err) {}</description><title>The Real Brent</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @brentsummers)</generator><link>http://therealbrent.net/</link><item><title>Ask me, it's fun.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://therealbrent.net/ask"&gt;Ask me, it's fun.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1053969463</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1053969463</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:56:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kevindotjpg:

Happy 9.02.10!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84nyko7171qa8399o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kevindotjpg.tumblr.com/post/1053837247/happy-9-02-10" target="_blank"&gt;kevindotjpg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Happy &lt;span&gt;9.02.10!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1053840226</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1053840226</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:19:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>joshsuth:

shanmak:

really. really!!??
 really.

I love South...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7xmlm1jDj1qcfgubo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joshsuth.tumblr.com/post/1049151607/shanmak-really-really-really-i-love" target="_blank"&gt;joshsuth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shanmak.tumblr.com/post/1032929439/really-really-really" target="_blank"&gt;shanmak&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;really. really!!??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt; really.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love South Carolina!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://iliketomakefunofpeople.tumblr.com/post/1032929439/really-really-really" target="_blank"&gt;iliketomakefunofpeople&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Repeat: really?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1050243215</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1050243215</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:35:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Here’s a sneak peek at the Walt Disney World...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eg3oZ4XCEKk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eg3oZ4XCEKk&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s a sneak peek at the Walt Disney World Marathon!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There’s still time to sign up for &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.teamintraining.org"&gt;Team In Training&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1036912232</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1036912232</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>He crashed after happy hour, even tho he didn't drink, and now I'm having more beer and surfing Wikipedia.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.twogayvirgos.com/post/1029161679/he-crashed-after-happy-hour-even-tho-he-didnt-drink" target="_blank"&gt;2gayvirgos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What an exciting Saturday night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think it sounds like fun.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1031171732</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1031171732</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 10:29:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"During my whole experience as a cancer patient, I reminded myself of an inspirational quote by..."</title><description>“During my whole experience as a cancer patient, I reminded myself of an inspirational quote by Martin Luther King, Jr. that I hope will be just as helpful to anyone facing a similar situation: Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.  Your support makes a difference.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jackie Fiore - TNT Participant, AML Patient (in remission 4 years)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      &lt;a href="http://community.lls.org/blogs/lls/2010/08/24/taking-the-first-step" target="_blank"&gt;~ read more ~&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://goteamvolusia.info/" target="_blank"&gt;goteamvolusia&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.teamintraining.org"&gt;Team In Training Rock!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1026645196</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1026645196</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:35:21 -0400</pubDate><category>And I just learned how to block quote</category><category>why did that take me so long?</category></item><item><title>I’m not really sure what he was auditioning for.  Or what...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="254"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vnzZUsqe9no&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vnzZUsqe9no&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m not really sure what he was auditioning for.  Or what his particular talents might be.  Who Cares?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.poisonparadise.com/post/1017403138" target="_blank"&gt;poisonparadise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Casting Video&lt;/strong&gt; | Parker Hurley&lt;br/&gt; Submitted by: &lt;a href="http://pamjane.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;pamjane&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1017901447</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1017901447</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:04:18 -0400</pubDate><category>Parker Hurley</category></item><item><title>faerietales:

neverforgets:

jesusismyhomo:

This is what a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nudtJFEw1qzq9m4o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://faerietales.tumblr.com/post/1003623971/neverforgets-jesusismyhomo-this-is-what-a" target="_blank"&gt;faerietales&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://neverforgets.tumblr.com/post/1003616303/jesusismyhomo-this-is-what-a-maggot-looks-like" target="_blank"&gt;neverforgets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jesusismyhomo.tumblr.com/post/1003596735" target="_blank"&gt;jesusismyhomo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is what a maggot looks like. Your day is now ruined. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG.  Gross.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1008140332</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1008140332</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:38:04 -0400</pubDate><category>instect</category><category>maggot</category><category>gross</category></item><item><title>I &lt;3 Tumblr!
staff:

Today, Tumblr passed one BILLION...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7mvycuXGK1qz8q0ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I &lt;3 Tumblr!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/1001026248/one-billion" target="_blank"&gt;staff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Today, Tumblr passed one BILLION posts!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I never imagined we would make it this far so quickly, and apparently neither did &lt;a href="http://jacobbijani.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Jacob&lt;/a&gt; when he designed the &lt;a href="http://www.tumblr.com/about" target="_blank"&gt;About&lt;/a&gt; page.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The things you do with Tumblr continue to blow our minds. :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;Thanks for the &lt;a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/23/tumblr-1-billionposts/" target="_blank"&gt;shout out&lt;/a&gt;, TC!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1001078304</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1001078304</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:05:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I got a new job… I start next week.  Today, I was sending...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="331"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t9u9mZz-o-g&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t9u9mZz-o-g&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="331" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I got a new job… I start next week.  Today, I was sending out a friendly note to all of my work buddies, and I shed a tear.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/1001068665</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/1001068665</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:03:30 -0400</pubDate><category>Drama Queen</category></item><item><title>Commenting</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ok, I’m  pretty sure I just enabled commenting by disqus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Give it a try for me!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/995188894</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/995188894</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 19:51:46 -0400</pubDate><category>Please!</category></item><item><title>CNN iReport.  Do you think this ok to wear on a plane?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7j3q4GMnw1qzdki5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;CNN iReport.  Do you think this ok to wear on a plane?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/989964816</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/989964816</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 20:51:40 -0400</pubDate><category>CNN</category><category>Aspiring Drag Queens</category></item><item><title>This is the new new RaceTickets.com!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7hgbvNTEI1qzdki5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is the new new RaceTickets.com!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/985583333</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/985583333</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 23:28:00 -0400</pubDate><category>NASCAR</category><category>Race Tickets</category><category>Work</category><category>Redesign</category></item><item><title>Mad Skillz</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I kicked Winn-Dixie’s tail just now.  My bill came to $133, then I saved $68.  So I netted out at $75.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/979789420</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/979789420</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:57:11 -0400</pubDate><category>Groceries for a week</category></item><item><title>External Harddrive</title><description>&lt;p&gt;So, I just ordered a 1TB external harddrive.  I need to get about 40 gigs of music, pics, and videos off my work laptop.  Cuz, I got a new job!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/979383872</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/979383872</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 19:20:53 -0400</pubDate><category>work</category></item><item><title>What are you doing this Saturday at 7am?  Want to come for a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7dr9lMvxZ1qcampyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What are you doing this Saturday at 7am?  Want to come for a run?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://goteamvolusia.info/post/975304387/group-training-saturday-8-21-7am-sharp-we" target="_blank"&gt;goteamvolusia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Group Training: Saturday, 8/21 @ 7am, sharp!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We will start with our Mission Moment.  Then Coach Brent teaches the “Principles of Training”.  Our workout is a 35 minute run/walk at an easy pace around the area.  Afterwards Coach Debbie will teach us “Basic Stretching”.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember to bring a water bottle, a towel, and a smile on your face!  The Mentors and Coaches will also be providing some healthy snacks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;——-&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Directions From Deltona/Debary/Deland&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Take I-4 to toward I-95 south.  From I-95: Exit 256 (Port Orange). Head East. Make a left on City Center Parkway (at the Port Orange Police Department). The YMCA is located on your right.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Directions From Daytona/Port Orange/NSB&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Follow Ridgewood (US-1) either north or south toward Port Orange. &lt;br/&gt;Go west on Dunlawton four lights until you see City Center Parkway.  Make a right on Center Parkway (at the Port Orange Police Department). The YMCA is located on your right.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/975345487</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/975345487</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:43:59 -0400</pubDate><category>Team in Traiining</category></item><item><title>Enjoying an ice cold Budweiser</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l77fy8OJjn1qzdki5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Enjoying an ice cold Budweiser&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/958185931</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/958185931</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:44:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If you don’t know about this song… check it out now.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l74glgl9pH1qzdki5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you don’t know about this song… check it out now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/950370156</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/950370156</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:05:40 -0400</pubDate><category>MC Lyte</category><category>Xscape</category><category>Keep on Keepin On</category><category>Music</category></item><item><title>Earthen Jar, vegetarian cuisine.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73rdxq3BC1qzdki5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Earthen Jar, vegetarian cuisine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/948237538</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/948237538</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 14:01:03 -0400</pubDate><category>mmmm</category></item><item><title>Do you remember those old “Bo knows…”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6v7czJ5b91qzqywno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Do you remember those old “Bo knows…” commercials?  I’m reminded of them for some reason.  “Atlas knows goals…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://faerietales.tumblr.com/post/925083743/official-list-of-goals-buy-the-door-red-pen" target="_blank"&gt;faerietales&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;official list of goals. buy the door. red pen ready to check off goals. time to get serious. final goal = take 3 months off from work to go live on the mountain and the hostel in the woods. I can do this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://therealbrent.net/post/925836425</link><guid>http://therealbrent.net/post/925836425</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:15:34 -0400</pubDate><category>goals</category><category>even community service!</category><category>tattoos</category></item></channel></rss>
